The conclusion of pole

So... tonight we have the last of the Intermediate pole dancing lessons.
You wonder what more can be achieved without a near-death experience. Quite a lot it seems. There are, in fact, a great many more levels to move through. And a great many bruises to name.
Amazing how much you can look forward to succeeding at the Inverted Crucifix, or the Serpent, as others call it. Throwing your legs over your head while clutching a shiny metal rod may seem a bizarre way to spend your Monday evenings, but I disagree.
Hell, at least you look at the world from a different perspective when you're empathising with a scantily-clad bat. Except you're not really wondering anything at all, if I am honest... Does my bum look big like this is the last thing on your mind when clinging on for dear life. Maybe that kicks in at Advanced...

Tomorrow? Golf.