Iron Maiden and Ben&Jerry's Free Cone Day!

But ice cream's not very metal, you shout!!! Well, that's where you are wrong.
Machine Head gigs, Terror pits and SOIA walls of death are all orgasmic experiences right?
And Cookie Dough cones, Phish Food bowls and Fossil Fuel scopes are all orgasmic experiences right?
See?!!!
PLUS...any ice cream brand that chucks helpless chocolate dinosaurs in its tubs has got to have (a) a sense of humour and (b) a small streak of sadism, I reckon...so I am figuring I have here conclusive evidence that this twisted post is totally justified. S'there!!
Right, now on to the details:
Tomorrow is not only Iron Maiden Day (see 666 premier post below) but it is also Ben & Jerry's Free Cone Day. All over the UK, in fact. So, get yourself one of those vague out-of-office 'synergy' meetings scheduled anytime from 1-5pm and have a scout just HERE for flavours and generous stores in your area (avoid spots bosses can see from the window!) and get worshiping. After all, indulgence is up there with bathing in Jager, begging Satan to strike down exes and gambling away your best mate's wife as far as the seven deadlys are concerned - all to be encouraged in the name of Maiden, surely?